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How a Canadian recites the alphabet.
194-216 266-205-223-200-94-245 329-105-58 293-125-9-198 64-220-191-69

Why the tug-o'-war team was disqualified.
306-139-89-160-247 111-17-186-263 316-104-238-101 227-308-173-168-146-199-123 117-215-249 279-132-96-184

Why the fashion stocks weren't doing so well.
155-278 313-31-258 16 40-4-250-81 177-27-248-163-87-284

Why only half of her package arrived.
272-144-68 255-82-187-292 151-286 44-323 226-33-232-302-153-15-169 230-210-257-305

Why the producer didn't like the insect documentary.
298-138-75 228-236-211-122-239-26-179 143-1-57 42-310-124-262 159-197 157-290

How the mediator celebrated one faction leader's birthday.
145-283 319-37-259 14 53-36-166-80 221-118 229-70-25-46-97

How the architect lowered the ceilings in his building.
129-99 181-30-61-88 10 277-22-176-172 254-301-217-237-326 265-137-224-241-297

What the tabloid called Ms. West's affair with Santa Claus.
18 182-35-95 - 65-98-51-74-180-39-83-235 252-206-183-24-185-54-106

How the saw battled with the hammer.
289-142-92-324 114-214-307-119-133-285 296-204-222-287-126 11-195-56 190-21-147-174

Who won the Bangkok music contest?
149-300 315-5-256 2 282-141-28-161 274-45-212-233-79

How wolves can get around by smell.
304-136-107-328 130-32-313-103 121-202-207-59 275-52-78-189-294-267 218-116 63-152-246-86-50-291-156-209-192

Why the policeman made an excellent drummer.
140-109 318-34-171-164-108-62 12 38-110-29-276

Why some thought baseballer Daryl would never retire.
43-84-47-6-311-260-73 264-281-240-20-321-41-71-251-242-327 115-158-91-167-66-268 112-225-243-77-312-100-253

The three words that went through the manipulative bride's mind.
19-154-270-170-102 , 23-175-288-3-234 , 127-325-178-201

How the cartoonist got so much work done.
271-134-93 320-13-273 231-309-148-49-165 208-196 280-131-90 55-236-7-317

Where I hid your first pointer.
219-193 295-128-72 314-241-203-188-120 261-150-60-85 213-113 303-135-76 299-242-8-48-162-269

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